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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Stella eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺

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