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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Champ eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏

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