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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Oscar eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁

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