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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛

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