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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Rocky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛

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