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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Sparky eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃

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