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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Sparky eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺

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