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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Professor Wibble eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺

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