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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊

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