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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍

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