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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

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