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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Ms Wibble eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺

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