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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦

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