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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺

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