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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Zeus eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻

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