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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Zeus eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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