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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Yoda eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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