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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Thor eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡

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