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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Loki eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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