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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺

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