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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺

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