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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺

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