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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦

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