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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺

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