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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖

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