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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡

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