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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Snort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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