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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Ziggy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏

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