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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Simpkins eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡

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