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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Bilbo eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺

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