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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Bilbo eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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