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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Gizmo eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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