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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Simba eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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