Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Maggie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.