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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Maggie eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃

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