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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮

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