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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗

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