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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁

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