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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Toby eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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