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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Buddy eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃

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