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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Coco eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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