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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Tilly eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡

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