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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Millie eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛

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