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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Charlie eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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