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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Charlie eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡

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