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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Charlie eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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