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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Charlie eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍

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