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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Alfie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦

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