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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Alfie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃

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