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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Bella eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯

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