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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Smeagol eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏

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