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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Smeagol eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗

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