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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Voldemort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖

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