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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖

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