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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦

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