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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮

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