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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺

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