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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡

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