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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮

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