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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡

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