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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁

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