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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻

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