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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡

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