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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺

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